Which is greater, the number of grooves on one side of a vinyl record (if you can remember them!) or the number of days in the year?
Hint: Think carefully before you answer.
Answer: Days in the year as there is only one groove per side of a vinyl record!
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you?
Answer: Your name.
How many seconds are there in a year?
Answer: 12: 2nd of January, 2nd of February, etc.
You are running in a street marathon and you overtake the person in last place, what position are you now in?
Answer: This cannot happen, you cannot overtake the person who is in last place, as there is no-one behind them!