My BrainBashers electronic world atlas has developed a fault, I did a listing of miles from England to particular countries and here is the result:
Spain 14,000 miles
Fiji 12,000 miles
Germany 18,000 miles
Brazil 16,000 miles
India 16,000 miles
How far away did it list Iceland as?
Answer: 20,000: each vowel is worth 4,000 miles and each consonant is worth 2,000.