My BrainBashers electronic world atlas has developed a fault, I did a listing of miles from England to particular countries and here is the result:
Spain 14,000 miles
Fiji 12,000 miles
Germany 18,000 miles
Brazil 16,000 miles
India 16,000 miles
How far away did it list Iceland as?
Each vowel is worth 4,000 miles and each consonant is worth 2,000.